What I Detest About Toast

The thing I detest about toast, the most,

Is unless you are quick with the butter knife – flick!

Then it gets far too cold for the butter to spread

And your toast sort of stares, like it’s bitter old bread,

All horrid and hard and full of contempt

For your paltry and pitiful toasting attempt.

That’s what I detest about toast.

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One Comment to “What I Detest About Toast”

  1. Silly and funny at the same time, very good…… But I really like cold toast!

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