Jumping Jem

Jem jumped, Jem jumped, Jem jumped to the moon

With rockets attached to his feet

‘Ten sizzling sausages!’ aliens cried

And gobbled his toes for a treat

Jem jumped, Jem jumped, Jem jumped to the moon

With rockets attached to his knees

‘Barbecued burgers!’ the aliens cried

And guzzled them up for their teas

Jem jumped, Jem jumped, Jem jumped to the moon

With rockets attached to his bum

‘A plump rump steak!’ the aliens cried

And scoffed it all up – yum, yum, yum!

Jem jumped, Jem jumped, Jem jumped to the moon

With rockets attached to his back

‘The best bit of bacon!’ the aliens cried

And snaffled it up as a snack

Jem jumped, Jem jumped, Jem jumped to the moon

With rockets attached to his head

He might reach the moon sometime quite soon

But I rather suspect that he’s dead.

 

 

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