Old Mr Cole

Old Mr Cole is a troll in disguise

You can tell from his smell and his mean greenish eyes

And the fur on his chest which pokes out from his vest

And the hair in his nose and the mould on his toes

And his huge knobbly knees that are frantic with fleas

And his leg like a stump which goes thumpety thump

As he walks down the path (and he won’t take a bath)

We swerve to avoid him, so please – who employed him?

That Old Mr Cole is a fearsome creature

Why was our class given HIM as our teacher?

 

 

 

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