Clip Clop

Clip clop, clip clop, trotting to the chip shop

Trotting to the chip shop a mile down the street

Clip clop, clip clop, trotting to the chip shop

What have they got for a pony to eat?

Out of the paddock. A hake or a haddock?

(Left at the yew tree, right at the gate)

Out of the paddock. A hake or a haddock?

A nice bit of coley, some whiting or skate?

A canter, a canter. A big can of Fanta?

(A swish of the tail to shake off the flies)

A canter, a canter. A big can of Fanta?

A tub of ice cream and a side dish of fries?

A gallop, a gallop. Some scampi or scallops?

(Whizzing along through the fish-fragranced breeze)

A gallop, a gallop. Some scampi or scallops?

Maybe some gravy or mushy green peas?

A plod

A plod

Some fresh battered cod?

(All out of breath

And an ache

In one leg)

A plod

A plod

Some fresh battered cod?

A saveloy sausage

A fine pickled egg?

Clip clop, clip clop

Here we are – the chip shop!

What have you got

For a poor hungry horse?

Clip clop, clip clop

Here we are – the chip shop

All that I want

Is some mayoneeeeeeeeighse sauce

 

 

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