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September 7, 2012

Almost Human

My teacher’s an alien creature

With eyes at the back of her head

She can hear things from two hundred light years away

And always detects what you’ve said

She can sniff out the whiff of you cheating

She can taste if you laze or you doze

But she can’t seem to tell what we know too well:

There’s a bogey stuck right up her nose.