The 5th of November

Remember, remember the 5th of November,

When aliens eat Brussels sprouts.

Sulphurous stinky, through sky black and inky,

To sounds of ‘oo ah!’ and big shouts,

Fireworks streak with a bang and a shriek

And land near the earth, thereabouts.

Whizzes and fizzes and pops fill the night;

They’re setting the aliens’ gases alight!

Look how they dazzle, they dash and they dart,

And each of them only an alien’s fart.

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