Archive for November 23rd, 2012

November 23, 2012

Phone Charger

When your battery isn’t full

And needs a little charge,

Go outside and grab a bull –

Quite fierce, but not too large.

Then paint your phone a brilliant red

And wave it near that horn-topped head.

The bull will froth and paw the ground,

And then, with belching bellow sound,

Will charge your phone to smithereens.

But isn’t that what charging means?

 

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