Slice by Slice

There’s only one crumb in my tum, Mum,

Just only one crumb, you see.

So whoever ate all the chocolate cake, Mum,

It most certainly was not me.

It was luscious, delicious and gooey and nice

Well, maybe I ate just one miniscule slice

But there’s only one slice in my tum, Mum,

There’s only one slice, you see.

 

There’s only one slice in my tum, Mum,

It was only a few inches wide.

It had all this chocolately stuff in the middle,

Oozing from out the inside.

And maybe I had just a quick lick of icing

It looked so inviting and sweet and enticing

But I only had just a quick lick, Mum

Just a quick lick, you see.

 

I only had just a quick lick, Mum,

Well, maybe I ate quite a lot.

But you can’t accuse me of eating it all,

As honestly, Mum, I did not!

But when there are chocolately buttons on top

Then you have to keep eating – well how can you stop?

So maybe I ate the whole cake, Mum,

I ate the whole cake, you see.

 

There’s only one cake in my tum, Mum,

Only one cake, you see.

But that’s only one of the cakes, Mum,

And I’m sure that before there were three.

And what is that thing on your lips? A big crumb!

And why are your fingers all chocolately, Mum?

So who ate those cakes that were left, Mum?

As it definitely couldn’t be me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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