Nobody Did It

Nobody did it, nobody, Sir, nobody made all that mess.

Nobody pulled Eliza’s hair, nobody ripped her dress.

Nobody talked in class, Sir, nobody made all that noise.

Nobody brought their pet rat into school, nobody left out those toys.

Nobody let off a stinkbomb, Sir, nobody glued your chair.

Nobody laughed when you couldn’t get up, nobody did, so there!

Nobody’s really a terrible child, nobody’s always to blame.

So why, when anything happens in class, do you always mention my name?

It’s nobody’s fault, it’s nobody’s fault, it’s nobody’s fault, you see.

So why can’t Nobody write all these lines – why does it have to be me?

 

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