The Grumble Dryer

If your mum’s all mumbly-moany and the situation’s dire,

We’ve got the very thing to help: The Mumble Grumble Dryer!

Put her in, and watch her spin, then leave her for a while,

And soon enough (let’s hope she’s tough) she’s bound to give a smile.

Watch it tumble, hear the rumble, spinning, spinning, spinning,

Then take her out; without a doubt, your mother will be grinning!

But not too long; it might go wrong, as if she’s over-mixed,

She’ll look quite mad (though never sad), her grin all rictus-fixed.

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