Holiday Packing

If you go to Peru, do you know what to do

When you’re thinking of what to bring back?

If there aren’t any farmers who’ll give you their llamas


…put a small alpaca in your pack.

But sometimes, of course, just the one’s not so fun

When you’ve been all the way to Peru,

So get the knack of stacking those alpacas in your packing

And somehow find the room for both the two.


If you’re knackered by the packing and you’re stumped by all the stacking

And you want to get some backing but the backing seems quite lacking

Then to pick the perfect packer who will stack your pet alpacas

And will put them in your packing with a snack of crunchy crackers


give us a call, we won’t charge you at all,

And our service will come with a grin.

But if you don’t track your alpaca-stacked pack

The alpacas will just pack it in.











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