Gnatty Knitters

 

If you net a gnat, you should not be too surprised

If your gnat has natty knitwear (though of course it’s tiny-sized).

Oh yes gnats are crafty critters

And they say it doesn’t matter

(As they’re very nifty knitters)

If they stop and have a natter

When they sit and do their knitting

As although their knits are knotty

And they’re frequently ill-fitting

They can make them striped or spotty

They can knit with polyester

They can make them tiny-titchy

Though they seem to like to pester

And they tend to be quite itchy.

But though gnats are good at knits, it’s true, a nit can never gnat,

So if a gnat is niggling you, just sit and think of that.

 

 

 

 

 

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