If you net a gnat, you should not be too surprised
If your gnat has natty knitwear (though of course it’s tiny-sized).
Oh yes gnats are crafty critters
And they say it doesn’t matter
(As they’re very nifty knitters)
If they stop and have a natter
When they sit and do their knitting
As although their knits are knotty
And they’re frequently ill-fitting
They can make them striped or spotty
They can knit with polyester
They can make them tiny-titchy
Though they seem to like to pester
And they tend to be quite itchy.
But though gnats are good at knits, it’s true, a nit can never gnat,
So if a gnat is niggling you, just sit and think of that.