Amusing Music

If you want amusing music,

Then come and see my Mum,

Who’s learned to play the flugelhorn

With bubbles from her bum.

My Dad can burp the bagpipes,

While my sister snores sonatas

On a plastic school recorder

That she keeps beneath her garters.

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