Archive for September 9th, 2013

September 9, 2013

Prowess

Violet O’Flynn on her vile violin

Does practice each morning at dawn,

While I play the trumpet by tooting my crumpet

And hooting my tuneful cream horn.

 

Violet’s fantastic at sport and gymnastics

And often goes out for long strolls,

I can’t do handstands or backflips in bandstands;

I can, though, do great sausage rolls.

 

Violet’s aware of all current affairs

And she always gets ‘A’s in our school.

But I have more fun with a large currant bun

And I’m brilliant at playing the fool.