Violet O’Flynn on her vile violin
Does practice each morning at dawn,
While I play the trumpet by tooting my crumpet
And hooting my tuneful cream horn.
Violet’s fantastic at sport and gymnastics
And often goes out for long strolls,
I can’t do handstands or backflips in bandstands;
I can, though, do great sausage rolls.
Violet’s aware of all current affairs
And she always gets ‘A’s in our school.
But I have more fun with a large currant bun
And I’m brilliant at playing the fool.
