Don’t panic, don’t panic, our veg is organic;
It’s natural as natural can be.
It’s herbicide, pesticide, germicide, wormicide,
Bugicide, slugicide free!
Have a beetle or two in your butternut stew,
Or how about centipede cheese?
And woodlice are nice if they’re done with fried rice,
Dished up with a serving of peas.
A pie must be tried with a spider inside
(The one from our curly green kale),
And beetroot is never so sweet or complete
Unless there’s a slug or a snail.
Don’t panic, don’t panic, our veg is organic!
A bug is so good; you must try it.
But just in case everyone wants one as well,
Do you think you could kindly keep quiet?