Eat less fat? Well, sure I know that!
And honestly Doc, I have tried.
But veg is much better with butter and batter
And salad’s much nicer deep fried.
Cut down on salt? That’s not my fault!
I don’t let the stuff past my lips!
But my hand does this thing that I don’t understand,
And in pops a whole bag of chips.
Eat much more fruit? I cannot refute
That it’s healthy; I know what you mean.
But I get five a day in my own special way,
As chocolate is surely a bean.
Sugar? I shudder to think of the stuff!
I never eat anything sweet!
But maybe I’ll risk it for just ten small biscuits
They are, after all, just a treat.
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