Little Lizzie wasn’t careful
In the woods, so dark and bearful.
Toddling round, a bit unsteady,
Lizzie saw a ‘fluffy teddy’.
‘Awwwww’, she lisped, ‘tho thweet! tho cute!’.
And now, I fear, the poor girl’s mute.
In fact that child has lost her head,
And all because of hungry ted.
Bu then, I’m not at all surprised
That bears will not be patronised.