Hair

This one inspired by my youngest child, who says he only likes his hair washed on Fridays. 

 

Don’t you dare

Wash my hair!

It’s not fair!

I don’t care

If it’s grotty

If it’s snotty

If it’s tangled up and knotty

If it’s grimy

If it’s slimy

If it’s greasy all the time-y

If it’s snaky

If it’s cakey

If it’s dandruffy and flakey

If it’s crazy

If it’s maze-y

If it’s filled with bolognaise-y

If it’s home to nesting birds

Or to elephants (whole herds)

Or it all looks quite absurd!

If you do

Use that goo

Which you seem to call shampoo

And you cover it with bubbles

Then I warn you – there’ll be TROUBLE!

Don’t you dare

Wash my hair

I don’t care

SO THERE!

 

 

 

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