The Bristly Beard Song

When our pans are all slimy, our pots are all grimy,

And greasy and grotty and smeared,

We go scrub-a-dub-dub, rub-a-dub-dub, scrub-a-dub-dub with Dad’s beard!

 

It’s bristly

It’s tickly

It’s thistly

It’s prickly

It’s perfect for getting things clean.

It may be quite weird but our Dad’s scratchy beard

Is the very best scourer we’ve seen!

 

When a chair needs a polish, we’ll quickly demolish

The dirt till it’s all disappeared,

We go sanding it down, sanding it down, sanding it down with Dad’s beard!

 

It’s bristly

It’s tickly

It’s thistly

It’s prickly

It’s perfect for making things shine.

It may be quite weird but our Dad’s scratchy beard

Is a really quite brilliant design!

 

When our skin feels all rough and a little bit tough,

And some big spotty zits have appeared,

We exfoliate fast, exfoliate fast, exfoliate fast with Dad’s beard!

 

It’s bristly

It’s tickly

It’s thistly

It’s prickly

It’s perfect for smoothing our skin.

It may be quite weird but our Dad’s scratchy beard

Is the very best thing on a chin!

 

He’d have to be brave if he wanted to shave

And leave only a wee bit of stubble

We’ve told him severely and utterly clearly that if he did that there’d be TROUBLE!

 

It’s bristly

It’s tickly

It’s thistly

It’s prickly

It’s useful and has great potential.

It may be quite weird but our Dad’s scratchy beard

Is really quite simply essential!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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