The Spider’s Phobia

You know what I hate? People!

Legs – too few (they’ve just got two)

And the way they scuttle is odd.

They can’t even crawl, or not up a wall,

And their feet go plod, plod, plod.

They’re ever so big, they’re ever so hairy,

They lurk in the bath and they’re ever so scary,

And when the water’s all run out

They stare, they scream, and then they shout

‘AAAAAAARGH! A spider!’

You know – they’re such a nasty pain

That I wish they’d all creep down the drain

And never come into the room again.

You know what I hate? People!

 

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