Archive for June 6th, 2014

June 6, 2014


The fact that our house is infested with mice is

A terrible, terrible, terrible crisis.

We thought we’d use cats but they all gave us fleas,

So we put down some bait, but those small crumbs of cheese

Brought us cockroaches, rats and whole armies of ants

And small creatures that crawled in our socks and our pants.

So we took to our beds but they seemed to have bedbugs

(They nipped and they gnawed – they were very well fed bugs)

So please do excuse the disruption again,

But our house is infested with pest control men.