We are the lurgies who lurk up your throat.
We are the lurgies who gleefully gloat.
We are the lurgies who think that it’s funny
To make both your nostrils go gunky and runny.
We are the lurgies who keep you in bed.
We are the lurgies who stuff up your head.
We are the lurgies who sit there and laugh
As you wrap up your poor painful ears in a scarf.
We are the lurgies all slimy with snot,
Who make you feel chilly then shivery hot.
We are the lurgies and that’s what we do.
It’s so nice to see you and hear you a…a…a…
CHOO!