(Un)happy Christmas

The tree has been forgotten,

The oven’s on the blink,

The sprouts have all gone rotten,

An uncle’s turned to drink,

The dog ate loads of glitter,

And now it’s just thrown up,

The room is filled with litter,

Someone broke a cup,

My aunts have started squabbling,

The gifts are in the post,

The jelly isn’t wobbling,

The turkey will not roast,

The baby downed the sherry,

My grandfather’s in tears,

But hey, let’s all be merry!

It’s Christmas day, so CHEERS!





One Comment to “(Un)happy Christmas”

  1. Brilliant!… This is one of my favourites as it made me laugh out loud!…
    Thanks for sharing your wonderful poems with us this year, and may you have a wonderful Christmas.

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