Morons

[To be chanted in a robotic monotone]

All the

day we

sit and

play, at

night we

cannot

sleep.

Just be-

cause we’ve

got these

toys that

go ‘Beep

Beep Beep

BEEP’.

They

rot our

brains, they

spoil our

eyes, we

don’t get

any

excer-

cise, but

we don’t

care; we

sit and

stare and

click things

here and

press things

there, and

never

ever

leave our

chair. We

make our

parents

weep.

And

all be-

cause we’ve

got these

toys that

go ‘Beep

Beep Beep

BEEP’.

 

 

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One Comment to “Morons”

  1. How very true !!!, unfortunately though, in my house your words apply to the adults as well. Excellent.

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