The Benefits of Victorian Dress

Ann never met a chap alone;

She always had a chaperone

To keep her prim and proper

And a model of decorum.

Though what Ann’s minder had not seen;

Beneath her roomy crinoline

Ann hid a dozen boyfriends

(Such a handy place to store ‘em).

Advertisements

2 Comments to “The Benefits of Victorian Dress”

  1. Does Ann have any spare crinoline perchance ?….. Great poem

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: