Wildwood Services

If your piggies are being pig-headed,

Or grannies are giving you grief,

Just call Dial-a-Wolf on this number;

Their lives will be suitably brief.

Our prices are all fairly modest,

You’ve nothing to fear from our fee.

And we don’t charge a bit for late payment;

Though we might eat you up for our tea.

 

 

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