The Cows

There are shadowy forms in the fields,

Concealed in a coating of mud.

By each fencepost and gate they’re lying in wait;

They’re out to get your blood.

Chewing up innocent daisies,

They lurk and leer and loom.

‘Moowoo!’ they say as they leap from the hay:

Beware the Cows of Doom.

 

 

These legions of cattle are out to do battle;

Just feel the raw chill of their breath.

They’re plotting and scheming, so run away screaming!

All that they want is your death.

While eating their oats, they’re after your throats;

They’ll see that you’re safe in your tomb.

‘Moowoo!’ they cry at each poor passer-by:

Beware the Cows of Doom.

 

 

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2 Comments to “The Cows”

  1. Brilliantly macabre…..but it’s put me right off my steak.

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