Watch out for ominous onions.
They don’t give a hoot how you feel.
They’re louts, they’re yobs, they’re brutes, they’re slobs,
They love it when people go squeal.
They’ll make you wail, they’ll make you cry,
They’ll make you break down with a tear in your eye.
Watch out for ominous onions.
Beware their charm and a-peel.