Lioning

Never buy an iron when you could just get a lion;

Yes, a prowling, growling, grumpy scowling furry yellow cat.

Then when you’ve got some washing get your lion to do the squashing;

It can sit on all your laundry and its bum will smooth it flat.

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2 Comments to “Lioning”

  1. Where do I buy this wonderful cat?

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