I once knew a fella who had an umbrella
All riddled with holes on top.
And when the rain pitted,
And when the rain pattered,
And when the rain splattered and just wouldn’t stop,
And the water ran into the holes and went through
He stood in his pants, holding soap and shampoo
For fifty five minutes (and sometimes an hour)
Crying ‘Heavens above! What a glorious shower’.
And then when the sun tiptoed out of a cloud
He’d hold his umbrella, and holler out loud:
‘Let the beautiful air through these holes dry my hair’,
And if anyone stared – why, he hadn’t a care!
Yes, I once knew a fella who had an umbrella
All riddled with holes on top.
But one rainy day he was taken away
And marched through the grey grisly town to a shop,
And was bought an umbrella all shiny and new
Which didn’t have holes for the rain to come through,
And then had to use it – well, what could he do?
But although he kept dry, and he tried not to cry
He looked very doleful. I think I know why.
His hole-full umbrella, his one-of-a-kind
Had been taken away, and yes he did mind.
He like being different. He liked getting wet.
And if ever you see that man these days, I bet
He’ll be trudging through town
With a frown
And his mouth turned down
Just shuffling
His feet
Down the street
And won’t stop
Till he finds
An umbrella
With holes
On the top.