Squidgy midgy sandwiches,
Squeezy cheesy soggy.
Drizzly mizzly beach resorts,
Freezy wheezy foggy.
But hey – today’s a holiday!
And so we’ll all have fun
By groaning moaning gleefully
To curse the lack of sun.
Original poems for the young at heart
Squidgy midgy sandwiches,
Squeezy cheesy soggy.
Drizzly mizzly beach resorts,
Freezy wheezy foggy.
But hey – today’s a holiday!
And so we’ll all have fun
By groaning moaning gleefully
To curse the lack of sun.
I don’t like chocolate.
I don’t like cheese.
I don’t like pasta
And I don’t like peas.
I don’t like ice cream, no matter what the weather,
But they’re yummy yum yum when they’re all mixed together.
I don’t like haddock.
I can’t stand ham.
I don’t like jellied eels.
I’m not a fan of jam.
I don’t like burgers, even served with chips,
But when they’re mixed together then I always lick my lips.
I don’t like mincemeat.
I run a mile from mustard.
I hurry from a curry,
And I cringe before a custard.
I don’t like sausages, especially in a stew.
But I’ve mixed them all together, and I’ve saved some
JUST FOR YOU.
The weather’s so hot that the sun’s started moulting.
It’s shedding its rays – my god, it’s revolting!
Rays on the carpet, rays on the chairs,
Rays on the table top, rays on the stairs.
Mum’s allergic to rays, so we’ve cleaned and we’ve scrubbed,
We’ve brushed and we’ve hoovered, we’ve swept and we’ve rubbed,
But the rays simply stay there. Unless there’s some rain,
We’re rather afraid that those rays will just stain.
And the rays keep on coming, they’re dropping, they’re pelting;
The sun is still moulting, and we are still melting.
We’ve all tried our best, but this isn’t much fun.
Have you a home for an unwanted sun?
If you go to Peru, do you know what to do
When you’re thinking of what to bring back?
If there aren’t any farmers who’ll give you their llamas
Then…
…put a small alpaca in your pack.
But sometimes, of course, just the one’s not so fun
When you’ve been all the way to Peru,
So get the knack of stacking those alpacas in your packing
And somehow find the room for both the two.
BUT…
If you’re knackered by the packing and you’re stumped by all the stacking
And you want to get some backing but the backing seems quite lacking
Then to pick the perfect packer who will stack your pet alpacas
And will put them in your packing with a snack of crunchy crackers
Just…
give us a call, we won’t charge you at all,
And our service will come with a grin.
But if you don’t track your alpaca-stacked pack
The alpacas will just pack it in.
Too hot
To work,
Too hot
To play;
A sweltering
Meltering sort
Of day.
I fry
I boil
I roast
I bake
My sweat,
I bet,
Would make
A lake.
And when
I snooze
My brains
Might ooze
A stream
Of thoughts
Upon
My shoes.
A thinky
Pinky
Drinky
Muddle,
Until
My brains
Are just
A puddle.
Drip
Drip
Drip
Drop
I wish
This heat
Would stop.
Drop.
I can do it with my eyes shut,
Or standing on my head,
I can do it doing cartwheels,
Or fast asleep in bed.
I can do it when I walk to school
Or when I’m in the swimming pool
Or when I’m sick and feeling queasy
Even when I’m old – it’s EASY!
I really can! I really can!
It’s not up for discussion.
I’ll shut my eyes and do it now.
Oh dear
I’ve got
Concussion.
Quick! Quick! The click of a mouse!
Order your copy online!
It’s the latest bestseller that everyone’s got,
With sparkly gold words on the spine.
But now take a wander, a stroll and a wonder,
Set off for a walk down the street,
Go browse in the bookshop and make some new friends
And who knows what new books you might meet.
There are books that are famous with five-star reviews,
Among them unsung ones, obscure ones – you choose!
Books that you’ve heard of and ones that you’ve missed,
And books that you’d never have thought would exist.
Go in to get one book, then pick up another,
A gift for your neighbour, a tome for your mother,
A novel, biography, children’s books too,
Or a book that you’ll read when you’re sat on the loo.
The staff are all friendly (they’re not like computers),
They’ll know just the book that you need.
So don’t go online; pop on down to your bookshop
Whenever you want a good read.
If your mum’s all mumbly-moany and the situation’s dire,
We’ve got the very thing to help: The Mumble Grumble Dryer!
Put her in, and watch her spin, then leave her for a while,
And soon enough (let’s hope she’s tough) she’s bound to give a smile.
Watch it tumble, hear the rumble, spinning, spinning, spinning,
Then take her out; without a doubt, your mother will be grinning!
But not too long; it might go wrong, as if she’s over-mixed,
She’ll look quite mad (though never sad), her grin all rictus-fixed.
In big, black scrawl near the top of the wall
I’ve written my sister’s name.
And no-one will know that I did it at all;
My sister will get all the blame.
I’m clever as clever as clever can be
And no-one will guess; well, they might,
As although I wrote her name, not my one, you see,
My sister’s just two; she can’t write.