Santa dear, your reindeer are being quite a pain, dear,
They’re dashing, dancing, prancing, dear, and making quite a din.
And I’m sure I saw a hoof, dear, poking through my roof, dear,
Please, Mister Santa Claus, oh please don’t let them in!
Santa dear, your reindeer are doing it again, dear!
They’re flailing, falling, brawling, dear, and oh – was that a clunk?
Now Santa, let’s be very clear; I think you’ve lost your sherry, dear,
The one I put aside for you. Dear, are your reindeer drunk?
Santa dear, your reindeer are sliding down my drain, dear,
They’re singing, ringing, ding-ding-dinging – help, they’ve got your sledge!
The cops should test their breath, dear, or else they’ll meet their death, dear,
Oh look! Those silly animals have crashed into a hedge!